HILARIOUS STUFF I FOUND!!!!

when life gives you lemons throw them at the mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes


Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them as much

i couldn't repair your brakes so i made your horn louder,


Someday we'll look back at this and plow into a parked car,

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?


if you blow in a dogs face he'll get mad at you, but take him for a car ride, and the first thing he does is stick his head out the window!

if two wrongs dont make a right, try three


whoever said nothings's impossible, they never tryed slamming a revoling door!

apparently 1 in 5 people are chinese, there are five people in my familly so it must be one of them. it's ether my mum or dad. or my older brother colin. or my younger brother ho-chan-chu. but i think it's colin.


borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!